Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele

9 Jan 2017

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele

Back to the ukulele reviews bench for 2017, and we move on with a new brand for Got A Ukulele. The Kmise Mahogany 'Carved Cat' model.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele

In fact this is something of a special ukulele review in that it marks the 100th detailed uke test on the site! (Pull the party poppers!). So we shall see if this one lives up to the prestigious review slot it happened to fall into.

Kmise is a Chinese ukulele company that deal a dizzying array of musical instruments (not just uke), parts for instruments and a host of other things nothing to do with music. So at first glance they strike me as a brand that sells anything that they think is popular. The confusion continues in their broad array of ukuleles and the fact that the product descriptions keep changing, as do the packages they come in. In fact, I've had this one waiting review for about 2 months and since it arrived with me I see it now comes pre packaged with a gig bag and tuner which this one didn't come with. Hmmm - Confusion reigns as ever. (Incidentally, you will mainly see these on Amazon, but also one or two other world sellers like Alibaba - so not a brand you are really seeing in specialist music shops...)

And that confusion continues with the name. On Amazon this is billed as the (wait for it)... 'Concert Ukulele 23 inch Hawaii Guitar Mahogany Carved Cat'.... I kid you not. Heck, it would be just too easy for me to tear that name apart as it's just so silly, but lets just give them the benefit of the doubt and put it down to something being lost in translation. One thing it isn't though is a guitar... Or Hawaiian.. Ugh.,..

Let us move on.. This Kmise model is a standard concert shaped and scaled ukulele made from all laminate mahogany. The product descriptions dont say it's laminate which is a usual bugbear of mine, but when you know that these are available for £39 or $55 (at the time of writing) you should KNOW it's a laminate.  But that's not the detail you want me to get into is it? Go on, say it. You want me to talk about the cat don't you?

OK, OK.. Etched into the top of this one is a cartoon cat, with a couple of sound holes punched through for the eyes. Cats you may say? You love cats? Cartoon cats? What's not to like? Well, I am not personally big on cartoon images and carvings on ukulele tops (or carvings full stop for that matter), but if you are going to go with a cartoon cat, you could at least make it cute couldn't you? This is less Hello Kitty and more 'Hello to Your Worst Nightmare'. I think the idea is the cat is supposed to look 'street' or 'tough', (it does appear to have a chain running from his ear for some reason), but I think it just looks damn scary and utterly crass. No, I really don't like it, and for me i'm just thankful Kmise also make some plainer looking ukuleles too. But fair enough, I'm an old bloke, so maybe I am just not getting it and I accept that some of you may be looking at this and saying, 'Awesome!!'. Be my guest. Anyway, enough with the damn cat...

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele top

So, cats aside, we have a standard looking concert ukulele made from laminate mahogany. The edges are unbound, but it's generally well put together on the core construction I guess. The whole thing is finished in a satin coat which could have been applied a little better in places. There isn't pooling as such, but a couple of nasty bare patches on the back and on the front what looks like the remains of a bubble of finish that has burst, then scratched and now sits as a noticeable white mark. We've also got some finish bubbles on the bridge plate and an odd raised line of finish in the grain on the headstock too. Very messy really.

The sides are made from a couple of pieces and the join at the butt is roughly finished. The back is slightly arched and made from a couple of pieces of laminate. This part intrigued me, as despite being made from laminate the back is actually rather pretty. It's well bookmatched, and the mahogany has a stripe to it that shimmers in different lights. If only the two piece top could have used the same wood as instead it's made from one of the roughest, plainest looking pieces of laminate I have seen. It looks like a floorboard. It seems an odd choice, but hey, at least the top does have a scary cartoon cat on it so there's always that... The wood is very plain and the joint is visible in some lights on account of a line of filler between the woods on the lower bout. In fact, when it comes to the scoring on this one, I was concerned that the kitty would sway my score on that front too much. Thankfully, (or unthankfully depending on your point of view), I have marked it down a little anyway as I don't like the quality or look of the wood on the top regardless of the design.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele back

You may also have noticed something else on the side, and that is a sound port on the upper shoulder. I was pleased to see this, not least because I just like them and you rarely see them at this sort of price, but also because I was concerned about low projection on account of those small eyes (sorry, soundholes) on the top. We shall see how that helps things.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele sound port

The bridge is a very standard, screwed in place rosewood tie bar style, holding an uncompensated bone saddle. As I say, very standard, but not much to complain about either. They work.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele bridge

Assisted by that side port, I can take a good look inside and it's actually fairly tidily put together. We have notched kerfing and the bracing doesn't look to be over thick. This view shows that the laminate used in this ukulele is certainly not thin either. It's not the thickest I have ever seen (this is no cheap Mahalo) but it's not pleasingly thin either. Oh dear.

Up to the neck, this is made from pale Okoume wood out of three pieces. The joints are in the heel and the headstock, and sadly the wood colours differ dramatically making the heel joint extremely noticeable. The neck is finished in satin and is otherwise pretty generic Chinese factory in profile.

Topping this is a rosewood fingerboard which is actually in pretty good shape and even in colour. We have one or two finish marks on it (which always stand out more on rosewood) but I have seen much worse. The fret edges are not bound meaning you see the ends, but it appears to have been stained to hide them.  We have pearloid inlaid position markers at the 5th, 7th, 10th and 12th spaces and thankfully these are repeated with side dots.  We have 18 nickel silver frets in total with 14 to the body joint and the end finishing is sadly terrible. In fact they are dressed so badly a fast run up the neck could well take some skin off your fingers. The nut width is very typically Chinese factory too at about 35mm. Nothing remarkable there, but playable I suppose.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele fingerboard

Beyond the bone nut we have a relatively generic crown shaped headstock but at least it has a bit of 'sweep' to it that makes it different enough. The Kmise logo is applied in adhesive lettering that looks like something you would get on a cheap homemade Christmas card. It looks cheap because it IS cheap, and the edges of the stickers seem to be either lifting or are just discoloured. Ugh.. I'd rather there was no logo than this one. You can probably spot that ugly line of finish flaw at the top left edge too. Dreadful.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele headstock

Flipping it over we have pretty generic chrome sealed geared tuners. Sadly some of them have been slightly mis fitted so they are not quite lined up. Things like this annoy the OCD in me. To be fair to them though, they work ok and don't grind or have any play in them. Being gears, they should hold ok too. But come on - you had ONE job.. fit them straight!

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele tuners

And completing that thirty quid / fourty dollar price tag are Aquila strings, what else.. As I say, if you buy one now, chances are it will come with a gig bag and tuner too for the same money.

So a very mixed bag really. No, I don't like the cat, but recognise that you may well disagree. But there are some really bad finishing issues on this one regardless, mixed with some nicer touches such as the back, the fret markers and the sound port. There are clearly some terrible quality control issues going on here on what might (I stress, 'might') have had the makings of a decent enough beginner instrument. I knew this one wouldn't be so easy as merely blaming the cat..

To hold, the ukulele is actually quite pleasing. The weight is good and light and it feels nicely balanced in the hands at the mid point. These are ticks in the right boxes for me, and it's nice to see that despite being a budget instrument they didn't throw it together with absolutely terrible woods and braces making it feel like a log. That said, I am still concerned about the thickness of that top.

For people new to my reviews, I do always comment on the action at the nut and saddle out of the box. Yes, I know these things can be adjusted (and should be by a good dealer), but I do so to give you an indication if the brand got it hopelessly wrong, or if their QC has let an instrument out of the door that really should have been recalled. I consider it to be an indicator of how haphazardly or otherwise they put their instruments together. The action at the saddle on this one is just about ok at the saddle (though I would personally take it down a touch), and far too high at the nut. It's fixable, and perhaps a beginner may not notice it as it isn't massively high and throwing notes out that much, but it does need work.

Playing it, despite that light feel in the hands is a  underwhelming on account of the extremely low volume. You really find yourself having to dig into this one to get it to project. Perhaps it's the thick plywoods, but perhaps it's also the minimal sound hole sizes. You can get some feedback from the side port, but in terms of forward projection it's totally lacking. You may listen to the video and think it sounds fine, so you just have to trust me on this. The video has gain added to it so you can actually hear me!

This is a shame, as the tone is nice enough for a ukulele of this price.  It's got a bell like sound that is particularly nice fingerpicked, but also comes through on strumming. It sounds like a concert ukulele should - that mix of soprano staccato with a bit of extra richness and sustain. It's such a shame that the volume is so low. Don't get me wrong, it's a thirty quid ukulele and I am not saying it sounds like a K brand.. it's just not offensive at all.. if it projected that is.

Kmise Carved Cat Concert Ukulele engraved cat

And I think that kind of sums up where I am with this one, and it's something I hinted at above. It's a mixed bag really. Some nice touches let down by terrible quality control in other areas. A nice sound let down by poor projection. In fact it's as confusing as the name they gave it, or that poor cat which doesn't know if it wants to be cute or something from a horror film. Admittedly a lot of the faults with this one could be weeded out by a good dealer, the fret ends could be filed back, the action adjusted... but they are not being sold in dealers that I can see. You are buying these factory boxed from Amazon so they will come with no checks beyond the factory. That means you might get a good one.. equally, you might not.. But those setup checks will not make this project any more - it's just an overbuilt ukulele.

With so many other Kmise instruments out there, you may want to give them a go but I wouldn't recommend them. Hey, not all of them have cats on them, but based on the quality control issues on this one that escaped the factory, I would personally go forward as 'buyer beware'. I think you can easily do better for the money myself. I'd avoid.


Since writing this review I have discovered that Kmise are connected to / one and the same brand as Aklot. I have also experienced some extremely questionable marketing tactics that I personally do not agree with and want to have nothing more to do with them any longer. I had originally written and Aklot review but deleted it when it was merely hours old as I realised they had lied to me about certain details of how they were marketing their product.  This review, however, has been up for some time. Rather than take this review down completely and leave a dead link on Got A Ukulele I will simply state that I do not recommend this ukulele brand in ANY way. If you are comfortable with brands like that, brand that are playing the system for sales - knock yourself out. I wouldn't.


Light and balanced
Generally good core construction
Side dots!
Chiming tone
Good price


Quality control issues on finish throughout
Sharp fret edges
Minimal volume
Thick laminate soundboard
Badly fitted tuners
Hideous makers logo on headstock
..... the cat...


Looks - 7 out of 10
Fit and finish - 6.5 out of 10
Sound - 7 out of 10
Value for money - 7 out of 10




  1. But the tiny fish skeletons! It deserves a bonus .25 points for them! This uke had massive crossover appeal--cat lovers, fishermen, and fish eaters.

  2. ha ha! Yes, I'll give it that! - Shame about the quality control!

  3. My first uke was a looks like I got really lucky, because I didn't have problems with sharp fret edges or bad finish like this one! Once I upgraded though, I did notice that it's quieter than my soprano and concert, which is odd because it's a tenor.

  4. What an odd uke. Always interesting to see what's out there on the fringes. The fish skeletons get thumbs up from me too. The only cartoon characters that could sway me from my plainer=better bias are the rabbit and bear from the U900 aNueNue ukes - probably because I find their videos so amusing. Of course I'm far too old to pull off that look.

  5. Glenn, is there an age limit on looking silly? I love the rabbit and bear, too.

  6. One thing to consider about the sound hole design and low projection volume is that it could make a useful practice instrument (setup and fret problems aside), where you don't want to disturb the rest of the household. Or for someone who travels and stays in hotel rooms a lot, this would be useful as a cheap (not so bothered if it gets damaged) instrument, especially as you think the tone is reasonable. Just a thought, not all instruments are played for an 'audience' but just for personal enjoyment. Also I'd be interested in a bit more detail about what Aklot/Kmise do that you think is so dreadful. Love the site, love your reviews - Anonymous Nige.

  7. My Kmise Cat Concert arrived today in California from China. Mine is slightly different from the one you reviewed, Baz. The mahogany on the top and back is more or less similar to the wood on the sides of the one in these photos, whereas yours appears (on my computer) to have a more honey-toned laminate on the top and back. The Kmise brand name on the headstock is actually a white inlay, not a bonded lettering like yours has. My fretboard is stained darker, not the oiled rosewood look. It has 2 chrome strap buttons, whereas yours doesn't have any. The satin finish is uniform without any defects I can see. Mine came with a nice gig bag that isn't just thin vinyl but rather is something like a nylon or polyester woven canvas on the outside and smooth satin on the inside with slight padding and 2 back-pack straps and 1 woven handle. The outside pocket is gusseted so it's a generous volume to store a tuner, etc.. The tuner included in the price is a Joyo tuner, similar to the other Joyo tuners I've purchased, but unfortunately it was packed by Joyo without the usually included battery. When I installed a spare battery, the tuner didn't work at all. This probably isn't Kmise's fault. Joyo must have shipped a factory defective one to Kmise. No problem for me though, since I have other Joyo tuners that I bought for about US$4-5. The tuning gears are sealed, unlike some cheap ukes I've purchased, and they work very smoothly. The intonation is perfect at fret 12 on string 2, but the other strings are very slightly sharp or flat at fret 12, checked using a working Joyo tuner I have. The projection and sustain are just as good as my Islander tenor (by Kanile'a) which is also a mahogany veneer with similar strings, but which has a list price of US$185. The fret wire ends don't project beyond the edge of the fretboard, so they don't cut into fingers. The bevel of the fret wire ends does have very square corners, which do feel a little harsh if I slide my fingers against them, but while playing in a normal manner, I don't feel them at all, so I'd consider it a non-problem. If they are annoying, it's easy to round-over the fret-bevel corners with a fine file, but it does take time and care not to file the wood. I took a chance with this Kmise uke because I previously purchased a Kmise banjolele which is excellent and at a great price. I'm not fond of the cat, but the uke does what it should when played. All things considered, I feel this uke is a good value for the US$49.99 that I paid, including shipping.

    1. Your experience echoes mine with a Kmise tenor, circa April 2021. To my inexperienced eye it has no flaws in fit and finish, and the Kmise [how do you pronounce that?] brand is similarly inlaid. The tuning pegs work as they should, and it holds tune well after being broken in. My only gripe with the bag is that with the strap buttons it makes for a pretty tight fit. All in all I am finding it a good purchase for a beginner at US 59.99 after a coupon was applied.


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