tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post4532756584128228718..comments2024-03-26T17:50:42.904+00:00Comments on GOT A UKULELE - Ukulele reviews and beginners tips: COMPETITION! - WIN A VOLCAPO UKULELE CAPOBarry Mazhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15731777711884288947noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-75402620214306412602011-03-06T02:28:51.849+00:002011-03-06T02:28:51.849+00:00How many banjo uke players does it take to change ...How many banjo uke players does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />3 -- one to research how George Formby would've done it, one to do it and one to make a YouTube tutorial.Maiyah Olivashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03450526009321003544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-6095023983010567752011-03-05T01:46:53.494+00:002011-03-05T01:46:53.494+00:00How many rhythm guitarists does it take to change ...How many rhythm guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />Twelve. One the actually change the bulb, and eleven to say "Hey! Waitaminute! Show me how you did that!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11579584066251747764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-18114118349888366052011-03-05T01:45:07.407+00:002011-03-05T01:45:07.407+00:00How many lead singers does it take to change a lig...How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb?<br /><br />One - he just grabs the bulb, and the world revolves around him.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11579584066251747764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-83731180044108760432011-03-03T23:00:22.302+00:002011-03-03T23:00:22.302+00:00A flapper walked into a music shop and asked to se...A flapper walked into a music shop and asked to see some ukuleles. The clerk showed her a few and she couldn’t decide between a Martin and a Gibson. She seemed to like the Gibson, the clerk thought, so thinking to help her he said: ‘Better take the Gibson, Miss, You can’t go wrong with a Gibson ukulele.’ Quick as a flash, the young lady replied: ‘Gimme the Martin, then.’Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09746539366329800428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-29607424013151318002011-02-28T22:10:39.093+00:002011-02-28T22:10:39.093+00:00What do you get when you put a diminished chord to...What do you get when you put a diminished chord together with an augmented chord? <br /><br />A demented chord.B.R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-52120493409764807212011-02-28T00:32:39.141+00:002011-02-28T00:32:39.141+00:00Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots??
...Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots??<br /> <br /> Well,<br /><br />A. Bunny farts of course, tee hee hee.Bonesighhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09135719831418278518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-56128697263011855462011-02-27T13:55:38.302+00:002011-02-27T13:55:38.302+00:00I'm a guitarist and very recent uke player on ...I'm a guitarist and very recent uke player on the forums. So here goes... <br /><br />How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? <br /><br />None. They just steal somebody else's light.Lilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16436322794288713383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-51606550181446370192011-02-26T23:37:51.947+00:002011-02-26T23:37:51.947+00:00what do you get when you cross an elephant with a ...what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?<br /><br /><br />'ell if I know (Eleiph-ino)JT_Ukeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03199409881946844104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-44031671090156734672011-02-26T03:51:20.477+00:002011-02-26T03:51:20.477+00:00Q. What's grey and can't climb trees?
A. ...Q. What's grey and can't climb trees?<br /><br />A. A car park. <br /><br />(Sorry... blame the Radio Times where I stole it from!)Aveenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00425772106422581017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-23425917822433270212011-02-23T18:16:38.756+00:002011-02-23T18:16:38.756+00:00A nun, an irishman a horse and a ukulele all walk ...A nun, an irishman a horse and a ukulele all walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? Some kind of joke!?"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00979878890908760583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-88635019372297088232011-02-23T03:57:27.793+00:002011-02-23T03:57:27.793+00:00Two atoms walk into a bar -one checks his pockets,...Two atoms walk into a bar -one checks his pockets, and says "I think I've lost an electron!"<br />The other says, "Are you sure?"<br />And the first replies, "Yup - I'm positive".Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11579584066251747764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-44701503369024796122011-02-18T23:30:21.811+00:002011-02-18T23:30:21.811+00:00Little boy to his mother: "Mom, when I grow u...Little boy to his mother: "Mom, when I grow up I wanna be a ukulele player."<br />Mother: I'm sorry Son, it's one or the other.Sue Borgersennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-7520808598332208912011-02-18T23:28:27.226+00:002011-02-18T23:28:27.226+00:00Why are ukulele players always studying maps?
They...Why are ukulele players always studying maps?<br />They are looking for quick getaways!Sue Borgersennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-29579764547669009492011-02-18T17:32:07.074+00:002011-02-18T17:32:07.074+00:00A woman walks down the street at a Big Internation...A woman walks down the street at a Big International Ukulele Festival with a beautiful ukulele tucked under her arm. It is a great festival with stellar performers, unbelievable workshops, fabulous jamming, warm and friendly people (well they are ukesters, right!) and some terrific vendors and ukulele makers.<br />A second woman goes up to the first woman and says “my word, that’s a super ukulele you have there, what wonderful gleaming koa wood, what gorgeous abalone binding.”<br />The first woman glows with pride, knowing she has done the right thing, yes,” she says, “I got it for my husband.”<br />“Well done,” says the second woman, “you got a really good trade there.”Sue Borgersennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-46645460033276853042011-02-17T00:15:17.280+00:002011-02-17T00:15:17.280+00:00Great contest - here's my entry, actually it&#...Great contest - here's my entry, actually it's not a joke, but a real story, but nevertheless funny, I think:<br /><br />I've got a little nephew (5years old) and when he first visited me, after I got my uke, he stood in front of it, staring at it several minutes and you could see that there was hard work going on in his little brain...<br />Then he turned around, facing me, and was (totally embarrassed)asking me: "Did you wash that guitar too hot ??? - Has it shrunken ???" <br /><br />Hope, you enjoyed my little story...<br />B_Lblisters_leftnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-69560664458160691442011-02-15T23:25:19.727+00:002011-02-15T23:25:19.727+00:00Two women are in a music store. The first woman is...Two women are in a music store. The first woman is looking at the ukulele the second woman is holding. The second woman notices and says, "I got this for my husband." First woman nods in appreciation and says, "good trade."Rita Pilgerhttp://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1161923749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-40310218810420081972011-02-13T17:52:20.708+00:002011-02-13T17:52:20.708+00:00Found this gem on uu:
A ukulele player suddenly r...Found this gem on uu:<br /><br />A ukulele player suddenly realizes he left his vintage ukulele out in his car over night. He rushes outside and his heart drops when he sees that his car window is broken. Fearing the worst, he peeks through the window and finds that there are now five ukuleles in his car.Clamoringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15324477415938057511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-64657383575243111572011-02-10T16:00:14.105+00:002011-02-10T16:00:14.105+00:00guy runs into a bar...
"ouch"
fish swim...guy runs into a bar...<br />"ouch"<br /><br />fish swims into a wall..<br />dam.<br /><br />best I can do, it's hard to remember jokes that are PC. sighsuzalelenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-40096005150952710182011-02-09T15:37:25.004+00:002011-02-09T15:37:25.004+00:00Q. What is hairy and coughs?
A. A coconut with a ...Q. What is hairy and coughs?<br /><br />A. A coconut with a cold!kennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-78456597435780235842011-02-09T00:28:18.009+00:002011-02-09T00:28:18.009+00:00Q: What's the difference between a violin and ...Q: What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?<br />A: Who cares! Neither one is a ukulele.Hans Boldthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15903262990060410095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-70488410036423614612011-02-07T04:53:02.507+00:002011-02-07T04:53:02.507+00:00I dont know if it worked or not...but it cracked m...I dont know if it worked or not...but it cracked me up(:<br /><br />Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."Joshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-69843150840556494942011-02-04T00:27:39.638+00:002011-02-04T00:27:39.638+00:00So, did you hear about the guy who walked into a b...So, did you hear about the guy who walked into a bar carrying his ukulele?<br /><br />Neither did I, it's pretty silly to think that a bar can carry a ukulele!johnhttp://johnatchley.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-88183048153101094452011-02-03T22:42:44.460+00:002011-02-03T22:42:44.460+00:00Loving these! will not be impartial but there are...Loving these! will not be impartial but there are some great ones above - keep them silly, keep them coming!<br /><br />The uke is the happy instrument, so lets be silly and be happy!Barry Mazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15731777711884288947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-4992174720976988722011-02-03T22:31:36.134+00:002011-02-03T22:31:36.134+00:00What's the difference between a guy with a piz...What's the difference between a guy with a pizza and a ukulele player?<br /><br />The guy with a pizza can feed a family of four.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14969859422736263880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4724767841739249964.post-63978589077765427252011-02-03T22:21:53.001+00:002011-02-03T22:21:53.001+00:00I bet I can make you yodle:
"Knock, knock&qu...I bet I can make you yodle:<br /><br />"Knock, knock"<br />[Who's there]<br />"Ukulele"<br />[Ukulele who?]<br /><br />I just made you yodle!<br /><br />(ukulele who; yodlelayheehoo)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com